apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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