its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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