Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
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