i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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