Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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