I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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