You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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