in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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