Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
MIDGETS
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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