He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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