Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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