Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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