Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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