Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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