oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Duck Duck Cougar?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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