I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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