Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Even the bartender felt bad for me
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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