He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
She announced her abortion via fbk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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