Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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