Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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