Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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