nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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