dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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