well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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