i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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