the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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