is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
two words: eviction party
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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