dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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