Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
did you just send me my own nude
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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