In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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