Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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