if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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