Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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