Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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