Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
