East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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