So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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