i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My liver just had a heart attack.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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