You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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