Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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