He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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