Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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