Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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