definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
