I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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