biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
God, I missed his penis.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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