I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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