So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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