gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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