i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
