Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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