Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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