I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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