There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
The air taste purple.
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