Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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