We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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