Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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